Max Whiteman:	I don't like hangers.
Dave Whiteman:	You don't like hangers? It's hangers that clothe you! And, it's hangers that feed you!
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Daniel Whitefeather:	My Indian name is Nanatache.
Dave Whiteman:	Nanatacheta.
Daniel Whitefeather:	Yeah, it means, "he who lost his American Express card, and don't give a fu**."
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Dave Whiteman:	Call 9-1-1! Call 9-1-1!
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Barbara Whiteman:	I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
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Dave Whiteman:	The dog is a loser.
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Dave Whiteman:	[I] ate garbage last night, Barbara. And, I loved it.
Barbara Whiteman:	Great, you can have garbage for dinner tonight, too!
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Barbara Whiteman:	He's going to give that dog fleas.
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Dave Whiteman:	Get outta here, Max!

CAST
Dave Whiteman (Richard Dreyfuss)
Barbara Whiteman (Bette Midler)
Max Whiteman (Evan Richards)
Daniel "Tom Tom" Whitefeather (Eloy Casados)