Be merciful, my child. Which would our Lord
say is more valuable: the life of a miserable sinner or a
tank?
Leona Ozaki:
Well, a tank, of course.
Chaplain:
Right. Thanks be to God for letting thy lamb
hear the true word that giveth the Tank Police the power which
it needs to carry on the struggle.
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Chaplain:
Act not with unseemly haste, for there is some
emergency in our fare city every thirty-six seconds, so saith
the mayor.
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Buaku:
Suppose you fire at me instead. Your aim is
so lousy I'll be safer like that.
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Chief of Police:
You lump of desiccated panda sh**!
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Buaku:
So you won't forget this unplanned meeting,
allow me to present you with a bio-ball, which'll never come
off again.
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Buaku:
There's a time in every android's career when
he'll do a job for reasons apart from money. One is to accomplish
the greatest aspect of his program. A second is because he
owes a debt.
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