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Dominion: Tank Police
 

 

Chaplain:
[I]t is better to name thy accomplices and have them with thee in prison, than to die by grenade . . . which is what's gonna happen any minute now.
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Mayoress:
A surgeon operates with a scalpel, which he takes good care to sterilize to prevent unnecessary infection. If he uses a tank, the patient tends to die.
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Lt. Charles Britain:
We get a crime of some kind every thirty-six seconds within the precincts of the city we patrol. My main job as Tank Police commander is to make sure it won't rise to one every thirty-five seconds.
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Chief of Police:
We're right at the sharp edge of the fight against crime. And, if you want law and order, I've only got one thing to say: if you want us to sap 'em, give us more tanks!

CAST
Lt. Charles Britain (Sean Barrett)
Chaplain (Peter Whitman)
Chief of Police (Jesse Vogel)
Mayoress (Kate Harper)

  
 

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