When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain,
he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.
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Hans Gruber:
Now, you can break the code?
Theo:
You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
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John McClane:
Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu**a.
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Channel 9 Operator:
Attention, whoever you are, this channel is
reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane:
No fu**ing sh** lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering
a pizza?
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Theo:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through
the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four assholes
coming in the rear, in standard two-by-two cover formation.
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Hans Gruber:
The circuits that cannot be cut, are cut automatically
in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles,
Theo. I give you the F.B.I.
CAST
John McClane (Bruce Willis)
Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman)
Theo (Clarence Gilyard, Jr.)
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