| Prince Akeem: |
Good morning my neighbors! |
| A neighbor: |
Hey, fu** you! |
| Prince Akeem: |
Yes, yes! Fu** you, too! |
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| ----- |
| Prince Akeem: |
[I]t is my twenty-first birthday. Do you think
perhaps just once I might use the bathroom by myself? |
| Oha: |
Most amusing, sir. Wipers! |
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| Prince Akeem: |
So, you would share your bed, and your fortune,
with a beautiful fool? |
| Semmi: |
That is the way it has always been with men
of power. It is tradition. |
| ----- |
| Prince Akeem: |
I want a woman that will arouse my intellect
as well as my loins. |
| ----- |
| Semmi: |
Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you
sweat from a baboon's balls. |
| ----- |
| King Jaffe Joffer: |
[T]here is a very fine line between love and
nausea. |
| ----- |
| Oha: |
His highness must be very excited today. |
| Prince Akeem: |
Why is that, Oha? |
| Oha: |
Today is your twenty-first birthday, which
means you meet your wife to be. |
| Prince Akeem: |
Well, I'm curious, but how can a man get excited
about a woman he's never seen. |
| ----- |
| Prince Akeem: |
Is it my imagination or does every woman in
New York have a severe emotional problem? |
| ----- |
| Semmi: |
Apparently these are the best women Queens
has to offer. Pick one and let's go home. |
| ----- |
| Cab Driver: |
What part of Queens you want? |
| Prince Akeem: |
Take us to the most common part. |
| Cab Driver: |
That's easy. If there's one thing Queens has
got a lot of, it's "common parts." |
| ----- |
| Prince Akeem: |
[I] know what I like, and I know you know what
I like because you are trained to know what I like, but I
would like to know what you like. |
| ----- |
| Semmi: |
But where in New York can one find a woman
with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable
for a king. |
| Prince Akeem & Semmi: |
Queens! |
| ----- |
| Saul: |
What do you know from funny, ya bastard. |
| ----- |
| Randy Watson: |
Sexual Chocolate! |
| ----- |
| Prince Akeem: |
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem. |
| ----- |
| Cab Driver: |
This sh***y enough for ya? |
| ----- |
| Bather: |
The royal penis is clean, your highness. |
| ----- |
| Semmi: |
Do you realize I have not had sex since we
got to America?! |
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