| Gregory Gardener: |
Sex happens to be the one subject I can speak
about . . . with absolutely no authority whatsoever. |
| ----- |
| Valerie Clark: |
You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you? |
| ----- |
| Valerie Clark: |
[L]et's get one thing straight: I never heard
of "The Red Shoes." I never saw "The Red Shoes." I don't give
a sh** about "The Red Shoes." |
| ----- |
| Gregory Gardener: |
My real name is Sidney Kenneth Beckinstein.
My Jewish name is Rochmelev Ben Yockave Mire Beckinstein.
And, my professional name is Gregory Gardener. |
| ----- |
Robert Charles
Joseph Henry
Mills, III: |
I'm Robert Charles Joseph Henry Mills, III.
That's my real name, too. |
| ----- |
| Valerie Clark: |
Tits and ass, won't get you jobs, unless they're
yours. |
| ----- |
| Larry: |
Connie, smile bigger if you're gonna fake it. |
| ----- |
| Valerie Clark: |
As far as I'm concerned, I'm Valerie Clark.
But, my parents seem to think I'm Margaret Mary Houlihan. |
| ----- |
| Sheila: |
You're a rotten dancer. |
| Zach: |
Why do you think I became a choreographer? |
| ----- |
| Gregory Gardener: |
A little of this, a little of that . . . very
little of that. Well, after about an hour of this, she said,
"Don't you want to do anything else?" I suddenly thought to
myself, "No, I don't." |
| ----- |
| Zach: |
Why don't we start with your childhood? |
| Mark: |
It was terrible, just like everybody else's. |
| Zach: |
All of it? |
| Mark: |
None of it really. But, I mean, who wants to
admit you've had a happy childhood? |
| ----- |
| Connie: |
Tapping is not my strongest point. |
| Larry: |
I see that. |
| ----- |
| Valerie Clark: |
I got off the bus. I was wearing my little
white tights, my little white shoes, my little white dress
. . . I looked like a fu**in' nurse. |
| ----- |
| Zach: |
I want it strong! Make it sharp! Take it on
the downbeat! |
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| Zach: |
Don't dance! |
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