I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here
tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber
over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people,
and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his
head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want
to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing,
low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed,
ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless,
hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped,
worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly
Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?
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Clark W. Griswold:
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass.
Happy Chanukah.
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