Useless Movie Quotes
 
Click to go to the UMQ Homepage
Click to sort quotes by movie title
Click to sort quotes by movie title
Click to play the Useless Movie Quotes quiz
 
Back to the Future II
 

 

Marty McFly:
There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a Delorian. He'd rip through us like we were tinfoil.
-----
Marty McFly:
How can all this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something.
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
No, it's Hill Valley, although I can't imagine Hell being much worse.
-----
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future-self. The consequences of that could be disastrous.
Marty McFly:
Doc, what do you mean?
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
I foresee two possibilities. One: coming face-to-face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock, and she'd simply pass out. Or, two: the encounter could create a time paradox, the result of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe! Granted that's a worst case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.
Marty McFly:
Well, that's a relief.
-----
Marty McFly:
Hey, Doc, you better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
-----
Marty McFly:
Shark still looks fake.
Get the WAV
-----
Data:
Hey, McFly, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!
Whitey:
Unless you've got power!
-----
Young Biff Tannen:
Now, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.
Old Biff Tannen:
It's leave, you idiot! Make like a tree and leave!
-----
Marty McFly:
It's me. It's Marty.
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
No, it can't be. I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly:
I know, you did send me back to the future. But, I'm back. I'm back from the future.
-----
Mr. Strickland:
Eat lead, slackers!
Get the WAV
-----
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
Don't talk to anyone. Don't touch anything. Don't do anything. Don't interact with anyone. And, try not to look at anything.
-----
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
Better that I devote myself to studying the other great mystery of the universe . . . women.
-----
Western Union Man:
[K]id, you alright? You need any help?
Marty McFly:
There's only one man who can help me!
-----
Marty McFly:
[B]iff's guys chased me into the gym and they're gonna jump . . . me.
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
Then get outta there.
Marty McFly:
No, Doc, not me, the other me, the one that's up on stage playing Johnnie B. Goode.
-----
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
Great Scott!
Get the WAV
-----
Griff Tannen:
[S]ince when did you become the physical type?
-----
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?!
-----
Old Biff Tannen:
Think McFly, think!
Get the WAV
-----
Griff Tannen:
Batter up!
-----
Marty McFly:
You're not gonna believe this: we've got to go back to nineteen fifty-five.
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown:
I don't believe it!
-----
Middle-Aged Lorraine Tannen:
You're safe and sound now, back on the good ol' 27th floor.
Marty McFly:
27th floor?!
-----
Young Biff Tannen:
Manure! I hate manure!
-----
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu:
Read my fax!

CAST
Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox)
Dr. Emmett 'Doc' Brown (Christopher Lloyd)
Young Biff Tannen / Old Biff Tannen / Griff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson)
Middle-Aged Lorraine Tannen (Lea Thompson)
Mr. Strickland (James Tolkan)
Western Union Man (Joe Flaherty)
Whitey (Jason Scott Lee)
Data (Ricky Dean Logan)
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu (Jim Ishida)

   Advertisement Advertisement
Top of the Page

Copyright © 1997-2005 D.C. Douglas.
All Rights Reserved.
Last Updated: 11/24/2005