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Big Trouble in Little China
 

 

Egg Shen:
Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do.
Jack Burton:
Real things?
Egg Shen:
As real as Lo Pan!
Jack Burton:
Hey, what more can a guy ask for?
Egg Shen:
Oh, a six-demon bag!
Jack Burton:
Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Egg Shen:
Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!
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Lo Pan:
There are many mysteries, many unanswerable questions, even in a life as short as yours.
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Wang Chi:
A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.
Egg Shen:
Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain.
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Jack Burton:
That is not water.
Egg Shen:
Black blood of the Earth.
Jack Burton:
Whatcha mean? Oil?
Egg Shen:
I mean, black blood of the Earth.
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Jack Burton:
What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen:
Yeah.
Jack Burton:
Thought so, good. What do we do? Drink it?
Egg Shen:
Yeah.
Jack Burton:
Good, thought so.
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Wang Chi:
Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
Jack Burton:
May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.
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Jack Burton:
It's all in the reflexes.
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Lo Pan:
You are not brought upon this world to "get it!"
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Jack Burton:
Hey, you never know until you try.
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Egg Shen:
That was nothing. But, that's how it always begins . . . very small.
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Eddie Lee:
[A]nybody who showed up was going to join Lim Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces.
Jack Burton:
Hell of what?
Eddie Lee:
Chinese have a lot of hells.
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Egg Shen:
Only a dream can kill a dream.
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Wang Chi:
Ready, Jack?
Jack Burton:
I was born ready.
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Wang Chi:
Cops got better things to do than get killed.
Jack Burton:
Oh yeah? So do I!
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Jack Burton:
[W]here are we?!
Wang Chi:
Hell of the Upside-down Sinners!

CAST
Jack Burton (Kurt Russell)
Egg Shen (Victor Wong)
Wang Chi (Dennis Dun)
Eddie Lee (Donald Li)
Lo Pan (James Hong)

  
 

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Last Updated: 06/12/2008