I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude,
'cause this dude is a cop! I know when I can smell a pig inside
a room. I used to be a Muslim, man, and I know there's pork
over here!
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Axel Foley:
And, I can trust you?
Jeffrey Friedman:
Yes.
Axel Foley:
And, you're my friend?
Jeffrey Friedman:
Yes.
Axel Foley:
And, we're undercover?
Jeffrey Friedman:
Yes.
Axel Foley:
You understand this?
Jeffrey Friedman:
No.
Axel Foley:
Good.
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John Taggart:
Putz.
Harold Lutz:
Did you say something, Taggart?
Biddle:
He called you "putz," sir.
John Taggart:
I didn't call him a putz. I called you a putz.
Harold Lutz:
He's right . . . putz.
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Billy Rosewood:
You can never have too much firepower.
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Axel Foley:
Lutz and Biddle. It's like Kibbles and Bits,
but different.
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Inspector Todd:
Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!
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Parking Attendant:
I get ten dollars for cars. I get twenty dollars
for limos. What the Hell is this?!
Axel Foley:
My truck. Here's fifty dollars. Put it next
to a limo.
CAST
Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy)
Billy Rosewood (Judge Reinhold)
John Taggart (John Ashton)
Parking Attendant (Chris Rock)
Jeffrey Friedman (Paul Reiser)
Harold Lutz (Allen Garfield)
Inspector Todd (Gilbert R. Hill)
Biddle (Brian O'Connor)
