| The Big Lebowski: |
Is it being prepared to do the right thing,
whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man? |
| The Dude: |
Sure, that and a pair of testicles. |
| ----- |
| Jesus Quintana: |
Nobody fu**s with the Jesus! |
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| The Stranger: |
Just one thing, Dude. |
| The Dude: |
What's that? |
| The Stranger: |
Do you have to use so many cuss words? |
| The Dude: |
The fu** you talkin' 'bout? |
| ----- |
| The Stranger: |
[I]f he was a lazy man, and the Dude was most
certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles
county, which would place him high in the running for laziest
in the world. |
| ----- |
| The Dude: |
Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr.
Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So, that's what
you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or
el duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. |
| ----- |
| Walter Sobchak: |
[Y]ou're entering a world of pain. |
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| Walter Sobchak: |
He's a sex offender, with a record. He did
six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door-to-door to tell
everyone he was a pederast. |
| Donny: |
What's a "pederast," Walter? |
| Walter Sobchak: |
Shut the fu** up, Donny. |
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| Maude Lebowski: |
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
Vagina. |
| The Dude: |
Oh yeah? |
| Maude Lebowski: |
Yes. They don't like hearing it. And, find
it difficult to say. Whereas, without bating an eye, a man
will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson." |
| The Dude: |
"Johnson?" |
| ----- |
| Walter Sobchak: |
Am I wrong?! |
| The Dude: |
No. |
| Walter Sobchak: |
Am I wrong?! |
| The Dude: |
Yeah. |
| Walter Sobchak: |
Okay then. |
| ----- |
| Walter Sobchak: |
Saturday, Donny, is Shabes, the Jewish
day of rest. That means: I don't work. I don't drive a car.
I don't fu**ing ride in a car. I don't handle money. I don't
turn on the oven. And, I sure as sh** don't fu**ing roll! |
| ----- |
| The Stranger: |
They call Los Angeles the city of the angels.
I didn't find it to be that exactly. |
| ----- |
| Walter Sobchak: |
Am I wrong? |
| The Dude: |
No, you're not wrong. |
| Walter Sobchak: |
Am I wrong? |
| The Dude: |
You're not wrong, Walter! You're just an a****le! |
| ----- |
| The Dude: |
Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong
guy. I'm the Dude, man. |
| ----- |
| The Dude: |
[I] do mind. The Dude minds. This will not
stand. This aggression will not stand, man. |
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