I've always had a problem handling nudity.
I like it mind you, but it is troubling--anybody's, even my
own. Sometimes, when I'm getting undressed, I almost wish
I could leave the room.
I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a
postcard everyday, with a single word on each card. I wrote:
"Found a virgin paradise, it's yours, Matthew." Naturally,
they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got
was: "Found a virgin, it's paradise, yours Matthew."
I don't have to leave town to be miserable,
it's much cheaper doing it at home.
My folks were married almost fifty years. Never
said a harsh word, never said a kind word, they just didn't
speak is what it was.
The temper we all know and love.
I don't have a temper.
And, you'll kill anyone who says so.
Haven't you said that there were times you
would rather be without me?
Ah, that's only when I'm with you.
Matthew Hollis (Michael
Victor Lyons (Joseph Bologna)
Karen Hollis (Valerie Harper)