I've always had a problem handling nudity.
I like it mind you, but it is troubling--anybody's, even my
own. Sometimes, when I'm getting undressed, I almost wish
I could leave the room.
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Matthew Hollis:
I invited my girl to visit me. I sent her a
postcard everyday, with a single word on each card. I wrote:
"Found a virgin paradise, it's yours, Matthew." Naturally,
they were delivered in the wrong order. The message she got
was: "Found a virgin, it's paradise, yours Matthew."
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Victor Lyons:
I don't have to leave town to be miserable,
it's much cheaper doing it at home.
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Matthew Hollis:
My folks were married almost fifty years. Never
said a harsh word, never said a kind word, they just didn't
speak is what it was.
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Matthew Hollis:
The temper we all know and love.
Victor Lyons:
I don't have a temper.
Matthew Hollis:
And, you'll kill anyone who says so.
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Karen Hollis:
Haven't you said that there were times you
would rather be without me?
Matthew Hollis:
Ah, that's only when I'm with you.
CAST
Matthew Hollis (Michael
Caine)
Victor Lyons (Joseph Bologna)
Karen Hollis (Valerie Harper)
