| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
Life's a bitch. Now so am I. |
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| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
I believe the word you're looking for is: Ahhhhhhhh! |
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| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
We're both perceived as monsters. But, somehow, you're
a well respected monster, and I am, to date, not. |
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| Bruce Wayne/Batman: |
What do you want? |
| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a
mask. |
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| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
[Y]ou and I have something in common. |
| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for
the Czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me. Naked sexual
charisma! |
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| Alfred Pennyworth: |
Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town? |
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| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you
have to wear a mask! |
| Bruce Wayne/Batman: |
You might be right. |
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| Max Shreck: |
Power surplus. Bruce, shame on you. No such thing. One
can never have too much power. |
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| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
[H]ow's Fred Atkins, your old partner? |
| Max Shreck: |
Fred? Fred's actually . . . I believe he's on extended
vacation--he's good. |
| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
"Hi ya, Max! Remember me?! I'm Fred's hand!" You wanna
greet any other body parts?! |
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| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
Mayor?! |
| Max Shreck: |
Mayor. |
| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
Max, elections happen in November . . . is this not late
December? |
| ----- |
| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
You don't really think you'll win, do you? |
| ----- |
| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
I am Catwoman . . . hear me roar. |
| ----- |
| Alfred Pennyworth: |
Sir, shall we change the channel to a program with some
dignity and class . . . Love Connection, perhaps? |
| ----- |
| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless? |
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| Girl: |
Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young
person could have. |
| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
And, you are the hottest young person a role model could
have. |
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| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
Meow. |
| ----- |
| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
To destroy Batman, we must first turn him into what he
hates the most . . . namely, us. |
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| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home,
in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from
the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of
profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell
me. |
| ----- |
| Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: |
I was their number one son, and they treated me like number
two. |
| ----- |
| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
Who are you? Who's the man behind the bat? Maybe you can
help me find the woman behind the cat. |
| ----- |
| Max Shreck: |
What did curiosity do to the cat? |
| Selina Kyle/Catwoman: |
I'm not a cat. I'm just an assistant . . . a secretary. |
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