I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't
have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from
the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone
stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!
It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!
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Elwood Blues:
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full
tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're
wearing sunglasses.
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Elwood Blues:
We're on a mission from God.
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Police officer:
Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension
of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
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Elwood Blues:
It's got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant.
It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model
made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular
gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?
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Elwood Blues:
Illinois Nazis.
Jake Blues:
I hate Illinois Nazis.
CAST
Jake Blues (John Belushi)
Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd)
