Bill S. Preston, Esq. and
Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Excellent! |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq. and
Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Bogus. |
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| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
We are in danger of flunking most heinously
tomorrow, Ted. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
We are destined to flunk most egregiously tomorrow. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
[W]e told ourselves to listen to this guy. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
What if we were lying? |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Why would we lie to ourselves? |
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| Mr. Ryan: |
[W]hat you're telling me, essentially, is that
Napoleon was a short, dead dude? |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Be excellent to each other. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Party on dudes! |
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| Rufus: |
Gentlemen . . . we're history. |
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| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Bill, my friend. |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Yes? Ted, my friend. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
This has been a most excellent adventure. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
[O]ne thing I know is that Joan of Arc is not
Noah's wife. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Well then, who is Noah's wife? |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
[T]he only true wisdom consists of knowing
that you know nothing. |
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Bill S. Preston, Esq. and
Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Catch you later Bill and Ted! |
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| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Let's go talk to ourselves. |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Excellent. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
What'd we say, anyways? |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
I don't know. Let's go find out. |
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| Socrates: |
Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days
of our lives. |
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| Rufus: |
Greetings my excellent friends. |
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One of the Three
Most Important
People in the World: |
It is time. Their separation is eminent. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
While I agree that in time our band will be
most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallions will never be
a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get
Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video. |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video
before we even have descent instruments. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Well, how can we have descent instruments when
we don't really even know how to play? |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
And, that is why we need a triumphant video! |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
[G]eorge Washington: 1. Father of our country. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
2. Born on Presidents' Day. |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
3. The dollar bill guy. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Please welcome, for the final report of the
afternoon, from all throughout history, some of the greatest
people who have ever lived . . . in their 1988 world tour! |
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| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
[T]hanks to great leaders, such as Genghis
Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic method . . . the world is
full of history. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Let's reach out and touch someone. |
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| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed! |
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