| Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Catch ya later, evil dude! |
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Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq. and
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Death to Bill and Ted! |
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| Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
He's totally a robot! |
| Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
So are you dude! |
| Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Well, we're total metalheads! |
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| Rufus: |
[A] special treat from the 23rd century, Miss
Ria Paschelle. Miss Paschelle as you all know is the inventor
of the statiophonic, oxyogenetic, amplifier-graphaphoner-delaverberator.
Kind of hard to imagine the world before we had them. |
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| The Grim Reaper: |
You might be a king, or a little street-sweeper,
But sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper. |
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| De Nomolos: |
Now, what is you're mission? |
| Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
First, we totally kill Bill and Ted! |
| Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Yeah, then we take over their lives. |
| Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Then, we utterly destroy them. |
| Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the
speech they we gonna give, except totally different. |
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| Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Not bad. |
| Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Yeah, let's make it bad. |
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| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Who are you? |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude. |
| Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
Oh. How's it hanging, Death? |
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Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq. and
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
How's it going Bill and Ted?! |
| Bill S. Preston, Esq.: |
Ted, it's us again. |
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| Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: |
I got a full-on robot chubby. |
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