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Charles De Mar:
Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way . . . turn.
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Charles De Mar:
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea of what the street value of this mountain is?
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Tree Trimmer:
[N]ow that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
Get the WAV
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Lane Myer:
I'm going to race. I'm going to lose. And, I'm going to die.
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Charles De Mar:
I'm telling you Lane, practically everybody in the state of Northern California is around this particular mountain, waiting to see one Lane Myer, tackle this totally untamed slope--dead or alive!
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Johnny Gasparini:
Two dollars! Two dollars!
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Lane Myer:
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime, sorry.
Johnny Gasparini:
I didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
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Beth Truss:
Listen Lane, don't forget: Chris Cummins dates the basketball team, not certain members of the team, Lane, the whole team.
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Lane Myer:
[I]'m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Get the WAV
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Mr. Kerber:
[R]emember to memorize pages 39 to 110 for tomorrow's lesson.

CAST
Lane Myer (John Cusack)
Charles De Mar (Curtis Armstrong)
Mr. Kerber (Vincent Schiavelli)
Johnny Gasparini (Demian Slade)
Beth Truss (Amanda Wyss)
Tree Trimmer (Steven Williams)

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