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Batman & Robin
 

 

Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
Tonight, Hell freezes over!
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Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
No matter what they tell you Mr. Bane, it is the size of your gun that matters.
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Bruce Wayne/Batman:
And you are?
Barbara Wilson/Batgirl:
Batgirl.
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
That's not awfully P.C. How about Batperson or Batwoman?
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Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
Prepare for a bitter harvest; winter has come at last.
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Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
My name is Freeze; learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom.
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Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:
What are you, about a 50 big and tall?
Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
No, I always go a size smaller--makes me look slimmer.
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Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
Freeze in Hell, Batman!
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Barbara Wilson/Batgirl:
I found the Batcave.
Richard Grayson/Robin:
We gotta get those locks changed.
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
She knows who we are.
Richard Grayson/Robin:
Guess we'll just have to kill her.
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A Guard:
Please, show some mercy.
Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
Mercy?! I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
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Bruce Wayne/Batman:
Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
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Dr. Jason Woodrue:
Well, I can respect your opinion. Sadly, I'm not good at rejection. I'm afraid you'll have to die.
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Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:
[W]e will be the only two people left in the world.
Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
Yes--Adam and Evil!
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Richard Grayson/Robin:
I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
This is why Superman works alone.
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Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:
I'm Nature's arm, her spirit, her will . . . Hell, I am Mother Nature.
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Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
Let me guess: Plantgirl? Vinelady, huh? Hand over the diamond, Gardengal, or I'll turn you into mulch.
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Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:
[I]t's not nice to fool with Mother Nature!
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Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:
Try not to make a mess when you die.
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Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:
There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girls lips.
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Richard Grayson/Robin:
[I] wanna make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.
Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy:
How about "Slippery When Wet"?
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Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
Freeze well!
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Richard Grayson/Robin:
I can't believe we were fighting over a bad-guy.
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
Bad--yes--guy--no.
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Dr. Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze:
The Iceman cometh!

CAST
Bruce Wayne / Batman (George Clooney)
Richard Grayson / Robin (Chris O'Donnell)
Barbara Wilson / Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone)
Dr. Victor Fries / Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Dr. Pamela Isley / Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman)
Dr. Jason Woodrue (John Glover)

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