| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? |
| Bruce Wayne/Batman: |
What? |
| Jack Napier/The Joker : |
I always ask that of all my prey. I just like
the sound of it. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the
world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist. |
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| Thug: |
What are you?! |
| Bruce Wayne/Batman: |
I'm Batman. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
I've been dead once, already. It's very liberating.
You should think of it as therapy. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power
of laughter? |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Wait'll they get a load of me. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
This town needs an enema! |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds! |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Never rub another man's rhubarb. |
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| Vicki Vale: |
You're insane! |
| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
I thought I was a Pisces. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we
live in where a man dressed up like a bat gets all of my press. |
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| Vicki Vale: |
You must be joking. |
| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Do I look like I'm joking? |
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| Alexander Knox: |
You know, Gordo and I were discussing the pros
and cons of winged vigilantes. What's your stance? |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
I was in the bath one day, when I realized
why I was destined for greatness. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
If this guy could touch Grissom, I'd of handed
him his lungs by now. |
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| Alexander Knox: |
The rich. You know why they're so odd. Because
they can afford to be. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Boy, have I been here! |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be
happier somewhere else. |
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| Vicki Vale: |
Do you like eating in here? |
| Bruce Wayne/Batman: |
Oh yeah . . . you wanna know the truth, I don't
think I've ever been in this room before. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
Jack is dead my friend. You can call me, Joker.
And, as you can see, I'm a lot happier. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
The pen, is truly mightier, than the sword. |
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| Jack Napier/The Joker: |
I have given a name to my pain . . . and it
is Batman. |
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