| Gomez: |
Are there any questions? |
| Jeff Marx: |
Yeah. |
| Gomez: |
Marx? |
| Jeff Marx: |
Uh, are we doctors? |
| Gomez: |
That's a good question, Marx. Any other questions? |
| ----- |
| Jeff Marx: |
Dad, this is me, Jeff. You were right about
school, I was wrong. And, I know what I want to do. I know
what I want to specialize in . . . everything! Nobody does
that! Isn't that great?! Wait a minute, dad, we could be partners:
Marx & son. We could open up thousands of clinics, franchised
like McDonald's! |
| ----- |
| Dennis Gladstone: |
Okay, how much do I owe you? |
| Pepe: |
The meter ran up twenty kilometers. |
| Dennis Gladstone: |
So, what's the fare? |
| Pepe: |
Sixty-thousand pesos? |
| Dennis Gladstone: |
All I've got is a hundred-thousand. Jeff, do
you have change for a hundred-thousand? |
| Jeff Marx: |
I left my money in my other pants. |
| Dennis Gladstone: |
Pepe, can you change a hundred-thousand? |
| Pepe: |
No, I left my money in my other pants. |
| ----- |
| Dr. Ramon Madera: |
From my years of experience at medical school,
I can tell you that adversity builds character. Soon you will
thank me for this . . . I am waiting. |
| Jeff Marx: |
Thank you? |
| Dr. Ramon Madera: |
You're welcome, dismissed. |
| ----- |
| Gomez: |
Operate? Yes, operate--only do a good job. |
| ----- |
| Dr. Ramon Madera: |
You kill me, I kill you right back! |
| ----- |
| Carlos: |
[W]e need our own cadaver. That's all there
is to it. |
| Dennis Gladstone: |
Won't we need a dead body for that? |
| ----- |
| Jeff Marx: |
Cut the sh** and grow up! |
| ----- |
| Dr. Ramon Madera: |
[Y]ou have committed a crime and you must be
punished. Marry me . . . yes, you are speechless, that's completely
understandable. |
| ----- |
| Carlos: |
How do you do? We'd like to buy a body. |
| Morgue Technician: |
I have never heard of such a disgusting thing!
Get out! |
| Carlos: |
Pesos. |
| Morgue Technician: |
May I suggest Gonzalez. He was killed just
last night in a police shootout. |
| ----- |
| Jeff Marx: |
I came, I tried, I got shot. |
| ----- |
| Dennis Gladstone: |
Let me introduce you to Speedy Benny! My one-a-day
vitamin for the brain. |
| ----- |
| Jeff Marx: |
You know what they say, "All work and no play
. . ." |
| Liz Parker: |
Yeah, that's what I say, too. Bye bye. |
| ----- |
| Dennis Gladstone: |
What does your patient have? |
| Jeff Marx: |
My patient's a mute. I can't find out what's
wrong with him, the man's a mute. |
| ----- |
| Gomez: |
I think that all Americans want their sons
to be doctors. |
| Dr. Ramon Madera: |
Yes, but not dead doctors! |
| ----- |
| Maria Morales: |
Unhook me with your raw hands, and lick my
pulsating nipples until they pout! |
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