The Announcer:	You must represent darkness, evil, and godless communism.
Bobby:	You forgot: ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.
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Michael:	[P]utting those ships into those bottles, that's got to take a lot of patience, intelligence, skill, and talent.
The Harbor Master:	I bought this for a buck from a nine-year-old girl.
Michael:	Wow, shrewd and thrifty, too.
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Annette's Husband:	She didn't say, "I'm not in." She said, "We're not in." "We," you see, "we." Now what does "we" mean.
Bobby:	I believe it's the plural form, indicating more than one. Do you want me to conjugate that for you, pop? Do you know what conjugate means, dad?

CAST
Annette's Husband (Frankie Avalon)
Bobby (Demian Slade)
Michael (Tommy Hinkley)
The Announcer (Barbara Billingsley)
The Harbor Master (Don Adams)