| Hotel Manager: |
Just where do you guys think you are? |
| Jay O'Neill: |
The Library of Congress? |
| Rudy: |
Detroit? |
| Brad Mollin: |
Beyond the sun? |
| Rick Gassko: |
Any of those right? |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
What the Hell are you doing? |
| Brad Mollin: |
I'm slashing my wrists. |
| Rick Gassko: |
With an electric razor? |
| Brad Mollin: |
Yeah, I know, I couldn't find any razor blades. |
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| Rick Gassko: |
Diagnosis? |
| Dr. Stan Gassko: |
Medically speaking? |
| Rick Gassko: |
Yeah. |
| Dr. Stan Gassko: |
Whacked out of his brains on drugs. |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
Attention passengers, we are now departing
Nun Central, on our journey to Hell and beyond. The Captain
has turned off the "No Smoking" sign, and you may now move
about the cabin freely. Thank you for being Catholic, and
for choosing the Saint Gabriel school bus. |
| ----- |
| Brad Mollin: |
You wanna share this? |
| Rick Gassko: |
Oh gee, two on a Quaalude, that's bad luck. |
| ----- |
| Rudy: |
Where's the women?! Wait, there's no women
here! |
| Jay O'Neill: |
Rudy, one thing at a time. |
| Rudy: |
Sex is my one thing--I'm good at it. |
| ----- |
| Rudy: |
[L]et's have a bachelor party! With chicks,
and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and boose! |
| ----- |
| Mr. Thompson: |
I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct
that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're
marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren
are gonna be little assholes. |
| ----- |
| Gary: |
[A] toast. |
| Jay O'Neill: |
To Rick and Debbie. |
| Gary: |
To us. |
| Rudy: |
To girls with big tits. |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
Did any a you guys order an asshole from room-service? |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
[I] think if I really apply myself I could
be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch. |
| ----- |
| Gary: |
You're a pimp?! You look like Gandhi! |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
This is definitely the food prison riots are
made of. |
| ----- |
| Mr. Thompson: |
Rick, I knew you were a vial, disgusting, degenerate,
but bestiality? This goes beyond my wildest dreams! |
| Rick Gassko: |
Yeah, well, I like to stretch myself on occasion. |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
I am not complaining, but I usually don't like
my filth this clean. |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
What meal would be complete without a little
dead meat? Yes, America's favorite food: dead animal flesh. |
| ----- |
| Rudy: |
Kill! |
| ----- |
| Rick Gassko: |
Cole Whittier, ladies and gentlemen, let's
hear it for him! A funny, funny, funny guy, as well as being
a wonderfully talented human being. Take care babe, we love
ya. |
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