| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this?
This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled
Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this
in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet
baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about
one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock,
cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop
smart, shop S-Mart! |
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| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Hail to the king, baby! |
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| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun. |
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| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things
right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town. |
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| Evil Sheila: |
You found me beautiful once. |
| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Honey, you got real ugly. |
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| Demon Woman: |
I'll swallow your soul! |
| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Come get some. |
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| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Groovy. |
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| Evil Sheila: |
I may be bad, but I feel good. |
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| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the
store. |
| Demon Woman: |
Who the hell are you?! |
| Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams: |
Name's Ash . . . housewares. |
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