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Army of Darkness
 

 

Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
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Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Hail to the king, baby!
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Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
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Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
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Evil Sheila:
You found me beautiful once.
Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Honey, you got real ugly.
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Demon Woman:
I'll swallow your soul!
Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Come get some.
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Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Groovy.
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Evil Sheila:
I may be bad, but I feel good.
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Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Demon Woman:
Who the hell are you?!
Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:
Name's Ash . . . housewares.

CAST
Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams (Bruce Campbell)
Evil Sheila (Embeth Davidtz)

  
 

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