| The Cowboy: |
Well, let's see how fast this sumbitch'll go! |
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| ----- |
| The Cowboy: |
Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big
before. |
| Frank Dooley: |
Yeah, it's a fifty caliber. They used to use
it to hunt buffalo with . . . up close. It's only legal in
two states . . . and this isn't one of them. |
| ----- |
| Norman Kane: |
You shoot me, you're gonna have guilt. |
| ----- |
| Norman Kane: |
Not that I'm complaining, but I'll tell you
what I find particularly difficult to believe: we're actually
guarding garbage. |
| ----- |
| Frank Dooley: |
I used to be able to read lips: "Hello, Mike,
I hear you lost your penis." "Oh, yes. Yes, I did. Have you
seen it?" "Yes, I believe I saw it with the cocktail wieners."
"Oh, thank you very much. I better go look in the kitchen
then." Or, words to that effect. |
| ----- |
| Norman Kane: |
I sincerely feel that the facts are completely
irrelevant in this case. |
| ----- |
| Capt. Clarence O'Connell: |
You work ten hours, you make forty-six dollars. |
| Frank Dooley: |
Now, let me get this straight. If you wanted
to work, say three billion hours, I could roughly pull in
over twelve billion dollars? If I was eager enough and put
the time in. |
| ----- |
| Norman Kane: |
Interesting group of people. |
| Frank Dooley: |
Yeah, to Freud, maybe. |
| ----- |
| Capt. Clarence O'Connell: |
The world is a sh**hole, full of sh**y little
scumbags, who are scared sh**less. |
| ----- |
| Anthony Lazarus: |
You couldn't be that stupid. |
| Norman Kane: |
Oh, I don't know. I think I could be. |
| ----- |
| Maggie Cavanaugh: |
[T]here are only two things that you have to
remember: never fall asleep where anyone can see you, and
make sure your name is very clearly marked on your lunch. |
| ----- |
| Maggie Cavanaugh: |
When you pull the trigger, the bullets come
out going very, very fast. |
| ----- |
| Guard: |
Let's say somebody's lying, right? And, you
know they lying. Can you shoot 'em? |
| Capt. Clarence O'Connell: |
Well, it depends. Use your own judgment. |
| ----- |
| Frank Dooley: |
That man is a jerk! |
| Norman Kane: |
And, he's a sub-human, moronic, poophead! |
| ----- |
| Noreen: |
If I had known it was going to be this kind
of party I would've worn underwear. |
| ----- |
| Michael Carlino: |
What are you doing, Clarence? |
| Capt. Clarence O'Connell: |
Something I shoulda done a long time ago, Carlino:
bust your ass! |
| ----- |
| The Cowboy: |
Hold on tight to your saddle-horn, son! |
| ----- |
| Maggie Cavanaugh: |
You are now "armed" guards. God help us all. |
| ----- |
| Frank Dooley: |
Ohhh, they're gonna feel that in the morning. |
| ----- |
| Norman Kane: |
Oh, he get's so frisky when he sees a badge. |
| ----- |
| Frank Dooley: |
I got my Christmas goose early! |
| ----- |
| Frank Dooley: |
Oh, this was a mistake. Oh yeah, this ain't
gonna last! |
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