| Dr. Rumack: |
Captain, how soon can you land? |
| Capt. Clarence Oveur: |
I can't tell. |
| Dr. Rumack: |
You can tell me, I'm a doctor. |
| Capt. Clarence Oveur: |
No, I mean, I'm just not sure. |
| Dr. Rumack: |
Well, can't you take a guess? |
| Capt. Clarence Oveur: |
Well, not for another two hours. |
| Dr. Rumack: |
You can't take a guess "for another two hours"? |
| Capt. Clarence Oveur: |
No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another
two hours. |
| ----- |
| Capt. Rex Kramer: |
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud
and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you
don't--no one does--that never happens. |
| ----- |
| Dr. Rumack: |
"[S]ometime, when the crew is up against it,
and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out
there and give it all they've got. And, win just one for the
Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but
I won't smell too good. That's for sure." |
| ----- |
| Dr. Rumack: |
Can you fly this plane and land it? |
| Ted Striker: |
Surely you can't be serious. |
| Dr. Rumack: |
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. |
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| ----- |
| Operator: |
[I] have a emergency call for you on line five,
from a Mr. Hamm. |
| Capt. Clarence Oveur: |
Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo. |
| ----- |
| Elaine Dickinson: |
You got a telegram from headquarters today. |
| Ted Striker: |
Headquarters--what is it? |
| Elaine Dickinson: |
Well, it's a big building where generals meet,
but that's not important right now. |
| ----- |
| Randy: |
There's been a little problem in the cockpit,
and I was . . . |
| Ted Striker: |
The cockpit--what is it? |
| Randy: |
It's the little room in the front of the plane
where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now. |
| ----- |
| Dr. Rumack: |
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to
land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. |
| Elaine Dickinson: |
A hospital--what is it? |
| Dr. Rumack: |
It's a big building with patients, but that's
not important right now. |
| ----- |
| Steve McCroskey: |
I want the best available man on this. A man
who knows that plane inside and out. And, won't crack under
pressure. |
| Johnny: |
How 'bout Mr. Rogers? |
| ----- |
| Dr. Rumack: |
What was it we had for dinner tonight? |
| Elaine Dickinson: |
Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. |
| Dr. Rumack: |
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. |
| ----- |
| Elaine Dickinson: |
Would you like something to read? |
| Woman: |
Do you have anything light? |
| Elaine Dickinson: |
Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish
Sports Legends"? |
| ----- |
| Capt. Clarence Oveur: |
Joey, you like movies about gladiators? |
| ----- |
| Dr. Rumack: |
Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you
face some unpleasant facts? |
| Elaine Dickinson: |
No. |
| ----- |
| Ted Striker: |
What a pisser. |
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