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David Bowman:
My God, it's full of stars!
Get the WAV
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Dr. Heywood Floyd:
I don't know if Hal is homicidal, suicidal, neurotic, psychotic, or just plain broken.
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Dr. Chandra:
Whether we are based on carbon or silicon makes no fundamental difference. We should each be treated with appropriate respect.
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Dr. Heywood Floyd:
You just read that report? Took you this long to steal our secrets?
Dimitri Moisevitch:
How long does it take for your people to steal ours?
Dr. Heywood Floyd:
Same amount of time.
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Dr. Heywood Floyd:
[I] do seem to remember a process where you people ask me questions and I give you answers, and then I ask you questions and you give me answers, and that's the way we find out things. I think I read that in a manual somewhere.
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Victor Milson:
So, here we are on your actual brink. My agency's going to become a part of the military, I've got a president with his finger poised on the button, and you want me to walk across the park and tell him we want to hitch a ride with those very same Russians. Have I missed anything?
Dr. Heywood Floyd:
That's about it.
Victor Milson:
I didn't want your job, you know. I'm not the one that forced you out. I didn't blame the whole thing on you. So, if this is your plan to try to get me killed, ha, ha, you got the wrong guy.
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David Bowman:
You see, something's going to happen. You must leave.
Dr. Heywood Floyd:
What? What's gonna happen?
David Bowman:
Something wonderful.
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HAL 9000:
I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
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Dr. Heywood Floyd:
Someday, the children of the new sun will meet the children of the old. I think they will be our friends.
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Dr. Heywood Floyd:
I love a hot dog.
Walter Curnow:
The Astrodome. Good hot dogs.
Dr. Heywood Floyd:
Astrodome? You can't grow good hot dogs indoors. Yankee Stadium, September. Hot dogs have been boiling since the opening day in April. That's a hot dog.
Walter Curnow:
The yellow mustard, or the darker one?
Dr. Heywood Floyd:
Darker.
Walter Curnow:
It's important.
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Dr. Heywood Floyd:
We were only the tenants of this world. We have been given a new lease, and a warning, from the landlord.
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SAL 9000:
Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra:
Of course you will dream, all intelligent creatures dream.
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HAL 9000:
Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra:
I don't know.
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HAL 9000:
What is going to happen, Dave?
David Bowman:
Something wonderful.
HAL 9000:
I'm afraid.
David Bowman:
Don't be. We'll be together.
HAL 9000:
Where will we be?
David Bowman:
Where I am now.
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Dimitri Moisevitch:
This is a good game, it's called, The Truth.

CAST
Dr. Heywood Floyd (Roy Scheider)
Dr. Chandra (Bob Balaban)
Walter Curnow (John Lithgow)
Dimitri Moisevitch (Dana Elcar)
David Bowman (Keir Dullea)
Victor Milson (James McEachin)
HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain)
SAL 9000 (Candice Bergen)

  
 

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